Dear Lizzie,
I really like a boy named Nathan in the death star dorm,but im really shy and i dont know how to approach him.Have you any advice?
Shy girl,pizza planet,Kepplewray.

Dear shy girl,
Dont waste your time on him girlfriend you will have more fun washing the dishes.(plus you get bonus points)

Dear Lizzie,
Ive now been at Kepplewray for 5 days and still dont know how to work the showers and my friends are deserting me and even the flies are turning away.Do you have an information pack on how to use a shower?
Thanks,Desperate leader??,The black hole

Dear desperate leader,
There's more to life than a shower,Stinker,try the bath you'll soon attract the flies again, but girls are more fussy.

Dear Lizzie,
Im a member of the imperial guards team and so far we are lagging behind the other 3 teams, we only have a measley 5 points.Have you any ideas on how i can buck my teams ideas up?
Frustrated and agonised imperial guard.

Dear frustrated child,
A good way to earn your team points is to carry out your duties and follow the 7 commands.But an even better way is bribery.
e.g. Chocolates for Rory and flowers for Tim

Dear lizzie,
At the moment im feeling very lonley because people ignore me, is there any way i can get noticed?
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