Name: Zogon Bogon

D.O.B. :9th January, 20,000 BC

Marital Status: Married Flogon Bogon on April 23rd, 18,000BC

Current location: Kepplewray, UK, Planet Earth.

Distinguishing features: Black cloak, big goggley green eyes, large white face, and bad breath.

So why is he here? He claims he's come to enlighten Planet Earth, and guide us on our spiritual quest.

But really..... he's just running away from his wife!