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At
09:57 on Tuesday 30 July the dorm inspectors took
their life into their hands as they did the first
day inspection.
This year
the dorms had to create their own dorm names and
design their logo. Over the next few days we hope
to show you some of these.
After the
first day the Construction site is currently in
the lead. They gained valuable points by bribing
the inspectors with curry flavoured crisps, and
managed to hold onto first place despite curry
flavoured crisp crumbs on the floor
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construction worker practices for his role as
a bollard
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The
Pink panthers put up a brave fight on Tuesday but
were let down ultimately by poor colour co-ordination.
This person has a wonderful fluffy Bible cover but
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Wednesday
31: the dorm theme was "heroes and
villains" and the dorm angels (pictured,
right) greeted the inspectors with the respect
they deserved. However, some members then
attacked the inspectors with hair dryers
which obviously lost them valuable points.
The current leaders
are the Pink Panthers
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While
one dorm angel (centre) greets the inspectors
with a bow other members attack with their
hairdryers
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Thu
1 Aug. Clean carpet shock. Fluffy's cave, not
noted for it's cleanlines shocked the inspectors
by presenting and immaculatlely cleaned carpet
this morning. " We haven't had great hopes
of seeing a clean room from them so for",
said one of the inspectors, "but they surprised
us by have a piece of carpet so clean we could
eat our breakfast off it.
The
inspectors are currently eating their breakfast
in Fluffy's cave.
Fluffy's
cave sadly lost points for baked bean stains on
their carpet.
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Thu
1 Aug. It appears a large green jelly has joined
the the dorm known as the strawberry villa. The
jelly does not appear to be eating anything but
we have noticed the dorm is much cleaner since
it arrived sometime late on wednesday evening.
None
of the members claim to know anything about this
although Adam (picuted with the jelly) did go
on a walk across Morecamber bay yesterday and
was rather fascinated by the mud. It is possible
it is some form of mutant life form being secretly
bred in the bay that he found when he was stuck
in the mud.
The
overall leader refused to comment on this other
than to say "If the members choose to keep
pets in the dorn naturally they will lose points
in the dorm inspection
Adam
is currently sleeping on the floor.
The
current leaders are the Construction site once
again
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Fri
Aug 2. The construction site lost valuable poits
yesterday which saw them loose their lead in the
inspection when inspectors disovered the had a
hairy ceiling.
They
claimed another group had put it in their dorm
as a plant to make them loose points.
They
inspectors cannot be fooled: they know the difference
between a plant and hair.
The
Eremrretub (don't ask!) are currently in the lead
after a particularly imaginative day that saw
them give the inspectors a much needed manicure.
The won despite losing points for giving an inspector
nail varnish that clashed with his outfit that
day.
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Sat
Aug 3. The Toonarmy delivered the goods with a
spirited attempt to create "attack of the
clones". Sadlt they lost points for having
a dangerous object in the dorm ( a tack) and also
for all the eyebrow hair on the floor when they
removed their masks.
The
Pink Panthers leapt into the lead again with an
excellent tidy room, and a very impressive clone
routine - being better boys than the boys.
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Mon
5 Aug. The theme for the day was Hollywood glamour.
The eremrettub dorm clearly didn't understand
what glamour meant; the dorm inspectors found
nothing remotely glamourous about hovering going
on when they arrived.
Toonarmy
claimed to have Hollywood stars sleeping in their
dorm - but lost points for allowing Audrey Hepburn
into their room.
Dorm
angel's lost points for their light bulb being
too bright.
Construction
site managed to regain the lead despite having
a lopsided light switch.
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Tue
6 Aug - the final day. Some good work on the last
day meant big points for many dorms.
Toonarmy
played the musical card giving the inspectors
a barber shop quartet and a shave to match. They
lost points for inaccurate foam application.
The
Pink panthers serenaded the inspectors with a
beautiful song singing about how wonderful the
inspectors were.
Fluffy's
cave had a strange rave going on but still had
musical potential
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The
gotcha girls produced the tidiest bed of the Venture
and as always were a credit to their parents.
Construction
site delivered the goods with an immaculately
tidy room as always but lacked a bit of imagination
with regard to the theme.
The
dorm angels lacked the cutting edge of the other
dorms today.
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And
eremrettub were yet again the most bizarre dorm.
Their mad hatters tea party proved to be one of
the high points of the venture for the inspectors.
The
final results were announced and after much deliberation
the Pink Panthers were awarded the golden sock
at an emotional ceremony on tuesday evening.
Subsequent
events were to change the final results and the
morning after, to popular acclaim the Pink panthers
were stripped of their title and the Construction
site were given the title they have craved for
several years now.
The
dorm inspectors would like to thank every member
of the venture for their help and support over
the 10 days.
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