This imaged has been blurred by the authorities who will not let us reveal the location of this top secret training camp.

ktimes has learnt of a top secret gathering of superheroes somewhere in the Cumbria. It appears that they are forming a training camp for gifted teenagers and are preparing to "give them an excellent holiday" to quote the mysterious professor k who runs the place. We, suspect this is a coded description of something far more sinister.

So far we have learnt that the following may be already at kep (oops) this secret location:
rocketman - a superhero who uses rocket and various other salad leaves in his crusade against fast food. He has been joined by juggling boy (who is thought to be a curate from stoke on trent in real life). Also on the team are the caped crowders with Thomas the boy wonder, a musical superhero called the incredible britt, bizzie lizzie (half girl half potted plant), Doc Pelp (man of gel), the dark ditch, porter person, the silver sibbald, and an enigmatic figure known as the dishwasher.

It appears they are preparing for the arrival on monday of a group of teenages.

Wander woman who has the ability to get lost anywhere will join the team in late august.