It is a painful thing being a dorm inspector at Kepplewray. Threatened with violence and shaving foam over the years they have always only wanted to get on with their job of ensuring that the dorms remain clean and tidy and are not the health hazard that socks and general cheesiness can create.

The inspections will take place each morning and the dorms will be checked for cleanliness and tidiness as well as being set the challenge of a particular theme each day.

One inspector, who we'll call "Rory" because he refused to give his name for fear of reprisals during the venture told ktimes: "I expect the boys will be just as terrible as always and the girls will no doubt try to bribe the inspectors. The venture is not my idea of a holiday"

"Rory" is currently resting in a darkened room in south east England.