The results of the dorm inspection can be revealed to the wider world:the girls of Rohan galloped to the top spot in last weeks awards ceremony at k2003. Your roving reporter was on the spot to interview the girls: "We decided early on that the way to win the dorm inspection was a mixture of flattery and bribes and this definitely paid off," said an annonymous source in the Rohan dorm. "We knew that the inspectors were susceptible to sweets and we spent over £90 on bribes through the week but it was well worth it in the end."

Earlier in the evening there were shocked scenes when it appeared the male leaders dorm had shot into the lead at the last minute after an excellent last day's tidying. But the evidence was against them and they lost all their points when it was proved they had misled the inspectors.