As the final days of preparation for k2003 begin one of the overall leaders has shocked the world by suggesting that the leaders may not be as ready as they should be. The overall leader, who we'll call "Tim", as he refused to be named for fear of intimidation from other leaders said: "I don't think they know what's going to hit them. They had it easy last year with the Venture members being older, but now that the members are Pathfinder age they won't have a clue. I expect they'll be just as bewildered as usual". The photograph opposite obtained secretly by ktimes shows he may be right and is proof that the age of members has gone down.

"Tim" is currently wearing a false moustache in London.