On thursday we had a pleasant little trip on a steam train and oin the spirit of the Venture said a prayer before travelling in the hope of arriving in one piece. Prayers were also said for Ian in the hope that his fashion sense would improve over the Venture.

"I am quite happy with my shirt", said an unrepentant Ian., "I don't see what all the fuss is about."

Ian is currently in conversation with Trinny and Susanna prior to a complete makeover.