as an inspector you never quite knew where you were with this dorm, except that it was going to take a long time. However, the were enthusiatic to the point of sychophancy (which we liked)

Finest moment
the headless boy

Scariest moment:
sound of music (i think)

overall assessment:
"they often hit the right notes, but sadly were singing the wrong tune"

if this dorm were an ice cream it would be:
a supermarket value tub of vanilla...(see below for full details)