a perky dorm with the loudest person on the venture, a rusty radiator and a scary squirrel

Finest moment
The strange blue alien

Scariest moment:
Tim being chased down corridor by demented Annie singing loons

overall assessment:
enthusiastic, eager to please, but hampered by leaders' cluelessness

if this dorm were an ice cream it would be:
a raspberry ripple cone... (see below for full details)