a unique dorm with no fashion sense, too much energy and guilty of leading Noah astray (see below). aka "the big light rubbish bag"

Finest moment
who could forget "we like the way you inspect"?

Scariest moment:
who could forget "we like the way you inspect"?

overall assessment:
boisterous, intimidating, completely barking mad

if this dorm were an ice cream it would be:
a cornet packed with seventeen scoops of Ben & Jerry's chunky monkey (see below for full details)